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Average - Winifred Poo, a teacher at Average Junior High, is turning her students into frogs.
Baby Smolder - Smolder receives a special delivery, but is it really his?
Country & Western - The greatest banjo player in the world, Floyd Plucker, has a problem with his instrument.
Invisible - Nobody murders a young woman in her apartment.
I Can't Hear - Smolder experiences a strange hearing problem.
Intelligence - Smolder tries to get a date with Sulky by eating fish reported to increase mental capacity.
Killer Radio Voice - A mysterious voice on the radio is causing locals in a small town to kill.
Letter M - The letter between L and N has vanished.
Maniac Marie - Maniac Marie the mind-reading murderer is marauding in Manhatten.
Mike Tyson - Smolder and Sulkey are at a Mike Tyson fight when everyone starts to collapse.
Missing Writers - The writers have vanished and Skinhead is eager to replace them himself.
Peenie Weenie - The X Fools have a shrinking accident during an experiment to counteract viagra.
Plants - Smolder and Sulky investigate the death of a man who has been strangled by a plant.
Psych Institute - Jack Nicholson helps the X Fools investigate a psychiatric institute where patients are exploding.
Samantha the Roadie - Smolder and Sulky investigate a series of suicides at the concerts of rock band 'The Crazy Piranhas'.
Scarface - Plastic surgeon Dr. Scarface has been implicated in the disappearance of 27 women. Skinhead could be number 28...
The Lost ID - Smolder and Sulky wake up one morning to find both of their names have been mysteriously changed.
Sore Throat Channeling - Smolder's secret informant Sore Throat develops the ability to channel.
Sylvester Stalone - Sylvester Stalone is shooting his latest movie when aliens arrive.
The Light - Smolder and Sulky comfort the Assistant Director after Raoul is found dead in an elevator.
The Time Crack - The agents are at stone henge investigating a time crack when Smolder gets sucked into it.
Vampire - Smolder and Sulky investigate a spate of murders seemingly carried out by a vampire.
Stalker - Has Ken got a killer crush?
Smolder's Death - Smolder mysteriously goes missing and is presumed dead.
Madame Midas - A strange woman whose touch transforms objects into gold is at large. (Part 3 missing)
Haunted House - Smolder and Sulky explore the worlds most haunted house.
Exorcist - The agents are investigating a satanic cult when one of the cultists puts a death curse on Sulky.
Computer Virus - A mystery computer virus is killing people all over America.
Alien Invasion - Dancer Man helps aliens to invade Earth. (Part 5 only)
Closing Down - Skinhead is closing down the X Fools to take a job at the mysterious Naked Butts Theatre Restaurant.
Franklinstein - Dr. Franklinstein creates a monster who has a strange reaction to Sulky. (Spliced)
Frisky Spirits - Strange things are happening at the FBO. Dr McDoodle, a specialist in spiritual activity and ridiculous Scottish accents, is called in to help. (Spliced)
Dancerman Returns - Dancerman, the X Fools conspiratorial nemesis with an addiction to show tunes, is back. (Spliced)
NEW! Dancerman and Sulkey's Clones - Whilst the real Sulky has cancer, Smolder discovers that the evil Dancerman has been creating clones of her.
NEW! Patrick Stewart - Patrick Stewart is performing 'Hamlet: The Next Generation' when the actors start to disappear.
Skinhead's Girlfriend - The Assistant Director goes missing and turns up with a woman: Toni Moroni, body waxer. (Spliced)
Australia - There have been dozens of military confirmed UFO sightings in Australia, video footage suggests the place may be swarming with aliens. (Spliced)
Voodoo - Smolder challenges the power of Voodoo. (Spliced)
Charisma - Mr. Charisma is unstoppable because no one can resist his charm. (Spliced)
Missing Voiceover Guys - The voiceover guy is doing the X Fools intro when suddenely he's gone! (Spliced)
The Squish - Susan Pladough, alias 'The Squish,' can transform and slither through small spaces. She also seduces men and then sucks out their brains. (Spliced)
Evil Teddy - Smolder, Sulky & Skinhead are on vacation in a country town where people keep mutilating themselves.
General Myway - Smoulder & Sulky investigate the psychotic General Myway who's been building an army of abducted boy scouts since the end of World War II.
Killer Guinea Pigs - The agents head to Berlin to investigate the Super Smart Killer Guinea Pigs.
Skinhead goes normal - The agents are worried about the Assistant Director's behaviour when a mysterious woman claiming to be Mrs Skinhead appears...
Cluedo Murders - Smolder & Sulky are celebrating Thanksgiving in Kansas with Skinhead and his Aunt Hetty when the weekend turns into a Murder Mystery.
Love Drug - The water in the FBO's water coolers has been tampered with and turned into some kind of Love Drug.
Duplicator - Smolder is arrested after a murder attempt against Assistant Director Skinhead.
Killer Watches - Agent Disposable mysteriously dies after Smolder asks him for the time.
Psychic Mafia - The Agents head for Las Vegas to investigate Mafia who have psychic abilities.
NEW! Alien Vessel The agents investigate an alien colony in the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. (part 2 missing)
NEW! Deep Sea Monster The Agents investigate the report of a deep sea monster off the coast in Miami.
NEW! Dentist Smoulder & Sulky witness the strange death of a fellow agent who has just received the dental treatment.
NEW! El Slugo The agents encounter the mysterious giant worm, El Slugo.
NEW! Fish and Chips Smoulder & Sulky discover alien hybrids using fish & chip shops to colonize earth. (Spliced)
NEW! Higher Weather The FBO agents investigate a death caused by the drastic weather changes.
NEW! Healing Hands The agents find out the truth about the reverend Healing Hands, the Faith Healer. (part 1 missing)
NEW! Himalaya The agents are heading to the Himalayas in Tibet to investigate the death of a man apparently attacked by a yeti. (part 4 missing)
NEW! Lassie Comehome Smoulder & Sulky investigate the death of nightclub goers in Chicago.
NEW! Man-eating Mutor James Mutosqui, a man hit by a meteorite is being released from hospital and the agents are keeoing him under observation.
NEW! Middle-Eastern Terrorist Sulky is at a meeting with Prof. Akmal when Smoulder is kidnapped by Middle Eastern Terrorists.
NEW! Mitch the Dragon Boy Smoulder and Sulky are investigating an unidentified arsonist, unaware that the culprit is a fire-breathing teenager. TRANSCRIPT originally from Cat's X Fools Page.
NEW! Purple Virus The agents investigate the disappearance of two astronauts on the moon. (Part 1 missing)
NEW! Smolder's Amnesia Smolder forgets too get dressed, forgets to go to headquarters and even forgets his own name.
NEW! Smolder's Family Smolder's having a reunion with his family but realizes they have all been abducted. (Part 1 Missing)
NEW! Smolder's Sister Smolder's sister, Tabitha, who was abducted by the aliens years ago had mysteriously reappeared.
NEW! Stink Bug Plague Smolder and Sulky are investigating bizzare killings by a plague of Stink Bugs.
NEW! The Hum The agents investigate the death of a cab driver by the mysterious Hum.
NEW! The Nothing The agents have to stop a deadly invisible force known only as... The Nothing!
NEW! TV World The agents were sucked inside the TV dimension
NEW! US President Smolder & Sulky desperately try to protect The US president from a mysterious Unseen force that's haunting White House.
NEW! Hard Drive Hard Drive (originally the Mal 9000) is draining the US power grid. Can the X-Fools stop him with help from the Grassy Know-Alls?
NEW! Woody Allen Woody Allen is acting paranoid and thinks everyone is an alien.
Crop Circles - Hundreds of crop circles have popped up in fields all over the English countryside.
Golf Club - Sulky is taking Golf lessons from Skinhead, meanwhile Dancerman is trying to kill the agents. (Part 4 missing)
Mobile Phone - Sulky is on her mobile phone when she gets hit by a freak bolt of lightening.
Lust Formula - Dancerman is using a lust formula to try and get Smolder & Sulky together, which he believes will cause the X-Fools to be shut down.
The Mummy - An Egyptian Mummy is murdering people in King Rootin-Tootin's Tomb. (Part 1 missing)
Living Doll - Dr. Living's maid has been murdered and a Voodoo doll is found at the scene of the crime.
Zombie Goodbody - The reanimated corpse of Agent Goodbody is loose in the FBO and stalking Sulky. (Part 5 only)
Marry Me - What will Sulkys answer be to Smolders proposal? (Part 1 & 5 only)
Smolder Dying - Is this curtains for Smolder? (Incomplete; part unknown)
Premonition - Toni Terminati has a premonition of Sulky's death. (Parts 2 & 3 only)
Saving Sulky - Smolder is trying to save Sulky from sub-moronic cybermen. (Incomplete; part unknown)
Lap Dance - A murder is committed at Smolders Stag party and Skinhead is suspected. (Parts 2& 3 missing; double episode)
Just Married - Is this really it? (Part 5 only)
Clone Sulky - Alien colonisation has been stopped, the X-Fools closed and Smolder & Sulky are happily married.
Star Bores - Use the Farce. (Part 5 only)
Interview - A 'behind the scenes' look at the X-Fools. (Poor Quality; Final Episode!)
MISC.
The X Fools Rap
Psych Institute Trailer
IMAGES
CD Cover 1; CD Cover 2; CD Cover 3.LINKS
Epic Fail - A Fantasy webcomic by Amy Letts (that's me)!
Ross Daniels Filmography aka Smolder.
Robyn Butler Filmography aka Sulky.
