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The X Fools

The X-Fools was a X-Files spoof radio series broadcast in the 1990's. It was made up of 3 minute episodes broadcast 5 days a week which were often used as fillers between other shows. Its main characters consisted of Smolder, Sulky, the Voiceover Guy and Assistant Director Skinhead. Other recurring characters include Dancer Man, Ken (the lab assistant), and Sore Throat.

I have created this page in response to the fans who have contacted me desperately seeking episodes! Alas it was never officially released so that the only ones existing (as far as I know) are those faithfully recorded by fans at the time. The following collection consists of episodes procured from the fan-made site www.xfools.co.uk before it went offline and those I had recorded on cassette tape. There are 30 storylines (some incomplete) and the X Fools Rap.

If anyone as has any more episodes please I will give credit to anyone who sends them and offer help converting them to MP3s.

DOWNLOAD:

TORRENT You will need a torrent manager such as AZUREUS to download this. 21 storylines originally from www.xfools.co.uk

EPISODES

Saved thanks to www.xfools.co.uk
Average - Winifred Poo, a teacher at Average Junior High, is turning her students into frogs.
Baby Smolder - Smolder receives a special delivery, but is it really his?
Country & Western - The greatest banjo player in the world, Floyd Plucker, has a problem with his instrument.
Invisible - Nobody murders a young woman in her apartment.
I Can't Hear - Smolder experiences a strange hearing problem.
Intelligence - Smolder tries to get a date with Sulky by eating fish reported to increase mental capacity.
Killer Radio Voice - A mysterious voice on the radio is causing locals in a small town to kill.
Letter M - The letter between L and N has vanished.
Maniac Marie - Maniac Marie the mind-reading murderer is marauding in Manhatten.
Mike Tyson - Smolder and Sulkey are at a Mike Tyson fight when everyone starts to collapse.
Missing Writers - The writers have vanished and Skinhead is eager to replace them himself.
Peenie Weenie - The X Fools have a shrinking accident during an experiment to counteract viagra.
Plants - Smolder and Sulky investigate the death of a man who has been strangled by a plant.
Psych Institute - Jack Nicholson helps the X Fools investigate a psychiatric institute where patients are exploding.
Samantha the Roadie - Smolder and Sulky investigate a series of suicides at the concerts of rock band 'The Crazy Piranhas'.
Scarface - Plastic surgeon Dr. Scarface has been implicated in the disappearance of 27 women. Skinhead could be number 28...
The Lost ID - Smolder and Sulky wake up one morning to find both of their names have been mysteriously changed.
Sore Throat Channeling - Smolder's secret informant Sore Throat develops the ability to channel.
Sylvester Stalone - Sylvester Stalone is shooting his latest movie when aliens arrive.
The Light - Smolder and Sulky comfort the Assistant Director after Raoul is found dead in an elevator.
The Time Crack - The agents are at stone henge investigating a time crack when Smolder gets sucked into it.

Saved thanks to amuletts
Vampire - Smolder and Sulky investigate a spate of murders seemingly carried out by a vampire.
Stalker - Has Ken got a killer crush?
Smolder's Death - Smolder mysteriously goes missing and is presumed dead.
Madame Midas - A strange woman whose touch transforms objects into gold is at large. (Part 3 missing).
Haunted House - Smolder and Sulky explore the worlds most haunted house.
Exorcist - The agents are investigating a satanic cult when one of the cultists puts a death curse on Sulky.
Computer Virus - A mystery computer virus is killing people all over America.
Alien Invasion - Dancer Man helps aliens to invade Earth. (Part 5 only).
Closing Down - Skinhead is closing down the X Fools to take a job at the mysterious Naked Butts Theatre Restaurant.

MISC.

The X Fools Rap
Psych Institute Trailer
Cat's X Fools Page

NEWS

12/10/08 - Some of you reported problems with the following episodes: You will be pleased to hear I have tested and re-uploaded them. If you are still having problems try using WinRAR to unzip the files.

10/05/08 - The download links should now work (let me know if they don't). The problem I was having was due to the file size. I was trying to upload all the episodes as a single ZIP and it took so long to connection to my remote server kept timing out. Therefore I will be uploading the episodes one at a time. Alternately you can get them all via the torrent.
In future I may create a forum so that there is an X Fools community, which aside from being fun will hopefully assist with the recovery of missing episodes (of which there are many).
I know the 'site' is very basic, but my main priority is getting the episodes up. Enjoy!